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MGS 3 - Radio Conversation 1

MGS 3 - Radio Conversation 1

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Snake: Paramedic, I've captured an Ocelot.
Paramedic: An ocelot?! Are you sure...? They don't  live in that area.
Snake: Yeah, I'm sure. How does it taste?
Paramedic: Hmm.... It won't say in the guide because they don't live in that area... but according to something I've read before... the Chinese eat cats. They seem to think of it as a delicacy.
Snake:  *Muttering to someone off the radio* Hear that EVA? Do you think cats are a delicacy?
Eva:  *Talking to Snake* I haven't tried Ocelot before... should we try some now?
Snake: *To Eva* Heh heh... I'll ask paramedic. *Talking on Radio again* Should I try this Ocelot?
Paramedic: ....Who was that you were talking to?
Snake: No-one. Well should I? *chuckles*
Paramedic: What are you talking about? Are you messing with me?!
Ocelot: *From the ground underneath Snake* Get off me! You win!
Major Zero: What is going on here?!
Paramedic: *To Zero* They have captured an ocelot apparently.
Major Zero: An ocelot cat or an Ocelot Soldier?
Paramedic: ...Ocelot... Soldier?
Snake: *Sniggering with Eva* An Ocelot Major to be exact...
Paramedic: ....Ew! Cannibals!
Eva: Now I wasn't thinking of cannibalism...
Ocelot: *Yells in frustration* Arrgh! Stop it!
Major Zero: Snake, behave yourself. This is a mission you're on remember.
Paramedic: *In a huff at the fool she was made of* Let him go, and make sure EVA doesn't get him.
Snake: All right, I'll knock him out. *Picks up Ocelot*
Ocelot: Hey! What the? No! *thrown to the ground* Arrgh! *attempts to stand but falls unconscious*
Paramedic: Now leave him alone and finish your mission.
Eva: Come on. I want to see how Snake tastes.
Snake: *chuckles at EVA then signs off radio*
Paramedic: ...
Major Zero: ...
Paramedic: IS THIS WHAT EVERY MISSION IS LIKE?!
Major Zero: Pretty much, yes. That's the kind of guy Snake is.
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*Shining-Zephyr Mar 28, 2009
:thanks: Hey, thanks for watching me.

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~TheWatcherWriter Mar 28, 2009
You are my first watch. I have entire damnation series saved onto my computer for me to read tonight. What would you say to a smash bros collab? I have some pretty good ideas that are different from my usual "Doom-and-gloom" way of writing. I could discuss it with you if you wanted... I've never done a collab before...
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*Shining-Zephyr Mar 28, 2009
*smiles* Hmmm. I've never done a collab before myself on dA, so I say we might be able to try it out for some time in the future. It really sounds like a neat idea. I like it.

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~TheWatcherWriter Mar 28, 2009
You haven't? Okay... I'll read damnation first to get a feel for your way of writing. So far, I like it. You put in a lot of humour which my pieces seem to lack...
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~V3R71CALH0R1Z0N Mar 25, 2009
You know, you can stay in the chat and chat with us. We don't bite. ;)

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~TheWatcherWriter Mar 26, 2009
I apologize. I'm not much of a talker and I was a bit shy. I'll make sure to speak with you all the next time I make my appearance.
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~V3R71CALH0R1Z0N Mar 26, 2009
Aw. Well, that's okay. :) It's always nice to see a new face around the MGSChamber. :D

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